What Should We Name the Van? (These Were Our Family’s Best… and Worst Ideas)
We knew buying a van would come with a lot of decisions—layout, build, budget, all the things you expect when you step into something like this. What we didn’t expect was how hard it would be to name it. At some point, it hit us… this thing needs a name. Not just something random, but something that actually fits what it is and what we’re going to do with it. So instead of overthinking it on our own, we went around the family and started asking for ideas. That’s when things got interesting. Zeke kicked things off with “Big Ben,” which honestly isn’t bad. It feels solid. But then he followed it up with “Big Sassy Sally,” and that’s where we started realizing this might not go the direction we expected. Luke had two completely different approaches. One was “Gerald,” which feels like the name of a quiet guy down the street. The other was “The Beast,” which feels like it could climb a mountain or break something important. Not exactly the same vibe. Ruby didn’t have a lot to say, but...